'Bit and Squirrel families across South Dakota are in mourning and shock today after two assasins know only as "Mean Moldy" and "Savage Soggy" decimated the ranks of the poor cute defenseless little critters today. The photos above show the victim. At last count there was 7 'bits and 2 squirrels. The alleged snipers were reported to be armed with a savage chambered in .223 and a remington in .243 whilst backing themselves up with .357 and .45 caliber pistols, respectively. "They just came barreling up in Cummins Megacab and started flinging lead indiscriminately" said Peter T. Cottontail, a lucky survivor. Indiscriminately perhaps, but with deadly precision. If you have any information regarding the suspects you can call 1-800-MS&EINC
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ReplyDeleteshooooooooooot- soooooooooo funny. i type this 45 minutes after i read it. just needed time to settle down- stomach hurts somethin fierce.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! THis is hilarious! I think that Savage Soggy guy needs to become a writer :P
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