Well here it is: This is a present from my dear sister Tweedle. She kindly sent me a little cake. Apparently Giggles made this cake, smeared a little paste on top to cover any and all imperfections. When he didn't trick Tweedle she says "Ahaahaa! I know Moldy just had a birthday". So she sends it out here- not even priority. Sergei was somehow involved too, but I'm not sure how. I saw his name on the note anyhow.
What happens next is quite notable. I open it, Landyn eats most of it and the rest of it ends up in the basement (see photo) Well I aint about to scrape it up from down there so naturally I take a picture and leave it. I do believe this to be natural??
Then the feeder hog takes a superfluous swig of my dew and belches contentedly (again see photo). Considering that this was the only cake I got for my special day I filed these actions in the rude column. I do note however, his activities were rather innocuous so I didn't deem any punishment as necessary.